I mustache you a question but I'm shaving it for later?

Sean Connery’s pun aside, I came back a few days ago from the convention I attended for work.

Reallyimpressive stuff, let me tell you, but something happened that made me think of the following question.

Being in a work environment me and my coworkers had to be all nice and tidy,evenmorethan usual, to the point wherethey made us shave.

I’m assuming that most of you are relatively younger than me, so take my word when I say that, as an adult, sporting a baby faceisn’treally something to brag about.

So we decided to maintain a bit of dignity and kept our ‘staches.

Now, it wasn’t the best,cause we looked like a gang of dancers from the ’70s, but our boss took it as a joke and named us “team mustache” (roughly translated).

After the convention was over, I allowed myself to unfocus a bit and wondered, based upon the name the boss gave us,what a team based around mustache would look like and what ‘mons would contain.

So since I missed a couple of generations, I’d like to ask for your help!

Let me know Database!

Pleaselog inorregisterto add a comment.

Ok, here we go:

These are the Pokemon that sport a proper mustache. Kadabra, Swalot, Whiscash, Dewott and Samurott are generally useless, but the other’s can form a quite decent team. Alakazam, Mienshao and the Genies are all formidable sweepers, whilst Abomasnow and Jellicent are excellent walls. Gyarados is Gyarados, it doesn’t need any introduction. So overall a team can be made with only mustached Pokemon. Its ultimate viability is questonable but it is possible.

Now for some honorable Mentions:

Hypno’s neckbeard:

Electivire’s whatever beard it got:

Beatric’s snotbeard:

Axew’s, Fraxure’s and Haxorus’ magnificent TUSKS OF MUSTACHEIOUS GLORY:

Pyroar’s mad mane:

Tyrnatrum’s sweet stub:

And also Mario incarnate:

List of inventive names for your future team:

MustacheteerMustache Jr.Mustache Sr.SHAVE MEMario n LuigiMovemberMeowstacheetc.