Why do the new Tutor Moves from the Let's go starters have childish names?

Bouncy BubbleSince when do bubbles bounce? And why do they drain energy?Buzzy BuzzAren’t bugs the only ones who can buzz? And why does it paralyze you?Slizzy SlideSo when I would slide on the grass I would get burned? And Flare Blitz has 10% chance of burning the target while a slide has 100% chance…Glitzy GlowSo a glow is psychic-type, but a gleam (Dazzling Gleam) is fairy-type? And how can a “glow” halve damage from special attacks?Baddy BadDiscrimination to dark-type. And how can you summon Reflect by acting bad?Sappy SeedSounds like a failed remake of Jake and the Beanstalk.Freezy FrostHaze covers everyone in haze, but if Frost Breath doesn’t, why a freezing frost.Sparkly SwirlSo a swirl attacks a target and heals your team? What? And how bad are you if you get knocked out by a swirl of party-sparkles?Veevee VolleyAre we going to play volleyball with Eevee? And what is “Veevee”? And why does it checks Accuracy?

Zippy ZappWhy does it have Priority? And why does it always lands on a critical hit?Floaty FallWhat if someone would zap your balloons? Wouldn’t you knock yourself out?Splishy SplashIt hits only one Pokémon? And why is it a splash if it’s surfing?Pika PapowWhy doesn’t it check Accuracy? And what is a papow?

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Since Let’s Go is more of a casual-friendly name I suppose it makes sense for the names to… not make sense. There have been names like this in the mainseries too. Besides, the partner moves are hilariously broken in battle. Instant seeds and guaranteed burns? Access to the only move in the game that heals status from all teammates? A priority move that also guaranteed crits? Why wouldn’t you use them?

Besides, there are plenty of worse moves. Who remembers the last time someone unironically used Magnetic Flux or Razor Wind?